You're getting old when.....
You actually pay and attend the Ms. Mature Irving Pagent
You are excited by the free punch and hors d'oevres at intermission
You spend the whole night in pain thinking - grow toe nails out in summer, trim early so they are not crammed into pointed stillettos come Sept., cutting into other toes
You come prepared for the event with a shawl and long sleeves because you get cold in buildings
You are yawning by 9pm and getting testy when the Pagent isn't over by 10
You actually enjoyed the Ms. Mature Irving Pagent but the 2 eighty year olds walking out in front of you say "what a drag that was"
And the top way to tell you are getting old......you realize in less that 20 years you are eligible for the Ms. Mature Irving Pagent
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Hey! I left you a comment just now but it didn't post so trying again (soooo not tech savvy!)! I just wanted to say I hope you've gotten my random phone messages over the months. I decided to try my hand at leaving a message here just in case you don't get the phone ones. Still praying for you and love you much. God bless you and your job search and your family and your christmas and your current and future health and etc etc etc. Life here consists of watching the blessing of Emily blossom before my eyes, enjoying having a family, and ... gonna be a grandma in January! (neat trick since I have only a 19 m/o, right?) Chas, chuck's oldest son will have a baby with girlfriend in January. Oops, but still a miracle from God. Take care and call if you want, when you want. God bless ya. Please tell Ginny hi when you talk to her! --Kristi Jackson Davidson
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